Worn, not posed
Relaxed, not baggy
The washed tee runs roomy with a straight fall. The soft tee keeps a classic fit. Both are true to size.
Size guideOther dogs
Search for funny dog shirts and half of what comes back is clothing for dogs. This page is the other half: shirts for the adults who live with them, in sizes S to 5XL. The jokes are about things dogs actually do, not puns pasted on a stock photo, and none of them needs explaining to anyone who has owned a dog for more than a week.
We picked one or two of our funniest designs from 19 breeds. The legal department: a Corgi resting a paw on the treat tin under a giant "Appeal Denied" stamp. The workplace: a Boston Terrier closing your laptop in "Office Hours Over." The weather service: a French Bulldog with its leash in "Weather Delay, Walk Status: Pending," and a German Shepherd staring at an envelope in "The Mail Has Been Predicted." Obedience: a Dachshund in "Command Received, Action Declined." Food: a Lab doing the "Counter Height Test" and a Beagle under a floating burger in "Found It." Sleep: a Pug that is "Loudly Asleep" and a Frenchie with "Couch Residency, Permanent Occupancy." Also a Golden that is "Never Empty-Mouthed," a Yorkie chasing a butterfly while a detective watches in "Highly Trained, Wildly Distracted," and an English Bulldog punching the F off "Fable" next to a hare and a tortoise.
Each breed has its own funny shelf too, linked below, so if one of these lands, there are more for the same dog.
Every design here is printed on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm, washed vintage finish, relaxed unisex fit, S to 5XL, three colors per design, printed in the USA. 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more get 15% off automatically. More by breed: funny Dachshund, funny Labrador, funny French Bulldog, funny Corgi, funny Pug and funny German Shepherd shirts. Buying for a group? See Secret Santa gifts for dog lovers.
More by theme: dog walker shirts about the daily walk and its stubborn moments, and dog wearing sunglasses shirts for dogs who are simply too cool.
FAQ
Are these shirts for dogs?
No. These are T-shirts for people, adult unisex sizes S to 5XL. We do not make dog clothing.
Is the humor family-friendly?
Yes. There is no profanity or crude humor here; the jokes are about stubbornness, food, naps, mail carriers and closed laptops, which is what dog life is actually about.
How do these tees fit?
The Washed Tee is a relaxed straight unisex cut and true to size, from S to 5XL, so most people order their usual size. Check the chest width in our size guide. Tees are printed to order, so we cannot take returns for a wrong size.