Worn, not posed
Relaxed, not baggy
The washed tee runs roomy with a straight fall. The soft tee keeps a classic fit. Both are true to size.
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Every joke on these shirts is something a dachshund actually does. They take forever to get all the way through a doorway. They hear the command, think about it, and decline. They announce every package, guard every door and treat a rainy walk as a personal insult. If you live with a doxie, you already know the punchlines.
This collection gathers our funniest dachshund designs in one place: long-body puns like "The End Takes Time" and "Height Is Optional," stubborn-streak classics like "Action Declined" and "Dachshund Says No," and the loud-dog favorites "Heard From Here" and "Deep Voice, Low Frame." Each one is an original illustration printed on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm heavyweight fabric with a washed vintage finish and a relaxed fit, in sizes S to 5XL. Most designs also come as a lighter Soft Tee.
Buying for someone else? Funny dachshund shirts make an easy gift, and orders of 2 or more tees ship free in the US, with 15% off automatically on 3 or more. For more ideas, see our Dachshund Christmas gifts guide or browse the full Dachshund collection.
FAQ
Are these dachshund shirts unisex?
Yes. The Washed Tee is a unisex relaxed straight cut, true to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for a closer fit or check the size guide.
How long does delivery take?
Tees are printed and shipped in the USA, with delivery in about 5 to 7 business days in the US, printing included.
Can I return a shirt if the size is wrong?
Because every tee is printed to order, we cannot accept returns for size or change of mind, so please check the size guide first. Damaged or misprinted items are covered by our returns policy.