Worn, not posed
Relaxed, not baggy
The washed tee runs roomy with a straight fall. The soft tee keeps a classic fit. Both are true to size.
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A dog in sunglasses is one of the oldest jokes on the internet, and it still works for a simple reason: a pair of shades turns any dog into a character with a backstory. Every design here has a dog actually wearing sunglasses, and each one gets a whole life to go with them.
Travelers. A Corgi in a scarf flies its own airline in "Corgi Airways," a black and tan Dachshund strides through a suitcase handle in "Carry-On Attitude," and a French Bulldog leans out of a car window under palm trees in "Weekend Mode."
Musicians and DJs. A Corgi with headphones runs the "Corgi Sound System" in "Bark in Mono," a Labrador in a lightning bandana lounges next to a cassette in "Fetch the Noise," and a Frenchie spins records in "Frenchie Social Club."
The slow life. French Bulldogs do this best. One reads the morning paper over coffee in "Same Routine, Different View," one lounges in a mid-century chair in "Life Is Better With a Frenchie," one sips a glass of red in "Apéro Club," another rests on a skateboard in a hoodie in "Better Days," and one carries a market tote with fresh bread in "Market Buddy."
Pure attitude. "No Bad Days," "Less People, More Frenchie," "Still Moves Fast" and "Quiet Progress" are Frenchies in shades doing exactly what the words say, and a hot pink Boston Terrier with a leopard scarf poses for "Never Neutral."
Real dog eyewear exists too, mostly as protective goggles for working dogs and dogs with sensitive eyes. If you are thinking about a pair for your own dog, ask your vet. The ones on these shirts are purely for style.
Every design here is printed on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm, washed vintage finish, relaxed unisex fit, S to 5XL, three colors per design, printed in the USA. 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more get 15% off automatically. More of the same humor lives in funny French Bulldog shirts, funny Corgi shirts and funny dog shirts for adults. For a Frenchie fan, the gifts for French Bulldog lovers guide has more ideas.
FAQ
Is the dog wearing sunglasses on every shirt?
Yes. We only included designs where the dog itself wears sunglasses. Most are French Bulldogs, plus two Corgis, a Dachshund, a Boston Terrier and a Labrador.
Do the colors of the art change with the tee color?
No. The art stays the same, and each design comes in three tee colors chosen to suit it, such as Coffee, Apricot and Gray or Black, Army Green and Royal Blue. Check each product page for its three colors.
How do these tees fit?
The Washed Tee is a relaxed straight unisex cut and true to size, from S to 5XL, so most people order their usual size. Check the chest width in our size guide. Tees are printed to order, so we cannot take returns for a wrong size.