Funny Corgi Shirts

Corgis were bred in Wales to herd cattle, nipping at heels while staying low enough to duck a kick. Today most of them herd the family instead, bark at the vacuum and stare at the couch like it is a mountain. They are long, low, loud and completely unaware that they are small. That is a lot of material.

Our funniest corgi designs lean into all of it. The short-leg jokes: "Down Here Counts," drawn like a height chart where only the ears clear the line, "Hold Your Height," "Almost There" beside a tiny staircase, and "Mind the Gap," a London Underground nod to the space under a corgi. The long-body jokes: "Back Folds Forward," a corgi so long it needs a fold-out panel, and "Built to Stretch." Then the big personality: "Quiet Hours Cancelled" for the vocal ones, "Task Assigned," a corgi holding its own leash, "Short Ride Rodeo," and a couple of classics remixed, like the Uncle Sam style "Corgi Wants Better Energy" and "Monday Found the Corgi."

Each design is an original illustration printed on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm heavyweight fabric with a washed vintage finish and a relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL, three colors per design, with many also on the lighter Soft Tee. Orders of 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more get 15% off automatically. See every design in the full Corgi collection.

FAQ

Are these corgi shirts unisex?

Yes. The Washed Tee is a unisex relaxed straight cut and true to size. For a closer fit, size down one. Our size guide has the measurements.

Why do corgis bark so much?

Corgis are herding dogs, and barking is part of how herding breeds move animals and raise an alarm. Plenty of exercise and something to do usually help.

How long does shipping take?

Tees are printed and shipped in the USA, with delivery in about 5 to 7 business days in the US, printing included.