Worn, not posed
Relaxed, not baggy
The washed tee runs roomy with a straight fall. The soft tee keeps a classic fit. Both are true to size.
Size guideOther dogs
Anyone who has walked a French Bulldog knows the moment: the leash goes tight, the dog plants four paws on the sidewalk, and the walk is over. Frenchies are compact, comic and extremely sure of themselves. They judge your choices with a side-eye, snore like a much larger animal, sploot flat on cool floors and run full-time surveillance on the front window.
These are our funniest Frenchie designs, all original illustrations. The sit-down strike gets its own series: "Dead Weight," "Not Moving," "Walk Postponed," "Resist" and "Leash Vector," which treats walking a Frenchie as a physics problem. The judgment files include "Quietly Judging," "Side Eye" and "No Further Comment." Then there are the everyday habits: "Sound Asleep" for the champion snorer, "Sploot Press," "Window Patrol," "Bark Block," and "Has Standards," a Frenchie side-eyeing a rainy sidewalk. Fun fact for the gift card: the breed's famous bat ears were favored by American fanciers in the late 1800s, which is why so many designs make the ears the punchline.
Every tee is printed on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm heavyweight fabric with a washed vintage finish and a relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL, three colors per design, with many also on the lighter Soft Tee. Orders of 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more get 15% off automatically. More ideas in our gift guide for French Bulldog lovers, or browse the full French Bulldog collection.
FAQ
Do these Frenchie shirts run true to size?
Yes. The Washed Tee is true to size with a relaxed straight cut. Size down for a closer fit, or check the size guide.
Why do French Bulldogs refuse to walk?
Often it is stubbornness or a smell worth investigating, but Frenchies also overheat easily because of their short muzzles. On warm days, keep walks short, slow and in the shade.
Can I return a tee if the size is wrong?
Because each tee is printed to order, we cannot accept returns for size or change of mind. Damaged or misprinted items are covered by our returns policy.