Funny Labrador Shirts

Labs are the friendliest dogs on the block and some of the most shameless. They test every counter for snacks, sit beside the dinner table with flawless posture, carry three things at once and decide halfway through the walk that you are going a different way now. If you live with one, these jokes will feel like a documentary.

This collection gathers our funniest Labrador designs. Food first: "Counter Height Test," a Lab with both paws on the counter eyeing a sandwich, and "Last Bite," the patient stare every Lab perfects by its first birthday. Then the retrieving obsession in "Bad Habit" (Good Dog. Retrieve. Repeat.) and "Carry Everything," the walk negotiations "Not That Way" and "Here We Stop," the shedding joke "Shear the Layer," and a few classics remixed, like "Monday Found Me," a Lab version of The Scream, and the card sharks of "Trust the Hand." Black, yellow and chocolate Labs all show up.

Every design is an original illustration printed on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm heavyweight fabric with a washed vintage finish and a relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL, three colors per design. Many also come as a lighter Soft Tee. Orders of 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more get 15% off automatically. Shopping for the holidays? Read our Labrador Christmas gifts guide, the year-round gifts for Labrador lovers, or browse the full Labrador Retriever collection.

FAQ

Are these Lab shirts unisex?

Yes. The Washed Tee is a unisex relaxed straight cut and true to size. Size down for a closer fit, or compare a tee you own with our size guide.

Is there a shirt for my black, yellow or chocolate Lab?

Yes. Several designs show a specific coat, such as the black Lab in "Hard to Hold," the chocolate Lab in "Round the Bend" and "Words Under," and the big yellow Lab in "More Room Required."

How long does delivery take?

Tees are printed and shipped in the USA, with delivery in about 5 to 7 business days in the US, printing included.