Funny Golden Retriever Shirts

Famously sweet. Also famously ridiculous.

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Worn, not posed

Relaxed, not baggy

The washed tee runs roomy with a straight fall. The soft tee keeps a classic fit. Both are true to size.

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Golden Retrievers are famously sweet, and also famously ridiculous. They steal socks and return them with pride. They clear the fence first and figure out the plan later. They shed on everything, refuse to respect personal space and greet every visitor like a long-lost friend. These are the shirts for people who love all of it.

Our funniest Golden designs live here: "Confidence Outran Competence" for the dog with more speed than sense, "Fence First, Plan Later," "Never Empty-Mouthed" and "Returned" for the sock thieves, "Coat Logic" for the shedding season, and "Monday Found Me," a Golden take on a famous painting of pure dread. Every one is an original illustration on our Washed Tee: 100% cotton, 250 gsm heavyweight washed fabric, relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL. Many designs also come as a lighter Soft Tee.

A practical tip: warm, light colors like Apricot, Coffee and Gray show dog hair far less than black. Orders of 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more get 15% off automatically. Looking for something sweeter? See Golden Retriever gifts for her, our Golden lovers gift guide, or the full Golden Retriever collection.

FAQ

Do these Golden Retriever shirts run true to size?

Yes. The Washed Tee is true to size with a relaxed straight cut. Size down for a closer fit, or check the size guide.

Which shirt color hides Golden Retriever hair best?

Lighter, warmer colors such as Apricot, Coffee and Gray show golden fur much less than black.

Is there a multi-tee deal?

Yes. 2 or more tees ship free in the US, and 3 or more tees get 15% off automatically at checkout.